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Looks like somebody skipped leg day.

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I don’t get paid enough for this abuse. #instagram (at Kenan Memorial Stadium)

Getting one’s ducks in a row. (at Duke Pain Medicine)


help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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Via allan degeneres


i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about



This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(Source: never-let--it-die)

Let me know if y’all need the address to send the checks. #instagram (at Grace’s Café at Duke University)

Corn chips…corn flakes…breakfast is breakfast, right? #instagram (at Duke South Clinics)

I’ll believe it when I see it. #instagram (at Shell)

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